Once I made a vlog. Oh and I’m going to Paris.

by Nicole on March 25, 2011

Clarification:

  1. I don’t know what that weird humming noise is. It’s a glitch with my webcam. There’s probably a ghost/demon living in my netbook. It’s whatever.
  2. For the 4 non-bloggers who might read this: This is Sara. This is Lily.
  3. The fact that I should never ever try to vlog again should be clear after those three minutes.
  4. HEY I’M PRETTY SURE I’M GOING TO PARIS IN AUGUST. I guess I need to start learning French. Probably a good life choice.

In other news: I substitute taught in a middle school home ec class today. My mom did this years ago as a sub and the kids lit the room on fire. Nothing caught fire and no children were stabbed with sewing needles. Obviously I’m the best sub ever and now that I’m being honest with myself about not wanting to be a teacher, the profession is suffering a great loss…

Right.

  • http://twitter.com/SoCalTJ TJ

    You’re amazing. I love this.

    Can’t wait to hang out!!!. :)

    • http://www.sweeneysays.com Nicole

      It’ll be epic, I’m sure

  • rishaaa

    First: CONGRATULATIONS, YOU AMAZING GIRL! YOU WILL BE AMAZING.
    Second: Please don’t fall into a manhole by the Champs-Elysees.
    Third: You don’t just need your glasses for Hipster Cred for your Visual whatevs course, you also need it to y’know.. see.
    Four: Yes, you will be doing another Vlog. In fucking NYC. With me. And Lana. And maybe Dan and some other 20sbers that we can rustle up!
    Last: FUCK YEAH PARIS!! Do you know what this means? I’m in Europe every year, pretty much- so you had best have a place on your floor for me because I am going to come see you in Paris and this time I’ll bring my nice clothes so I don’t look like a fucking tourist.

    • http://www.sweeneysays.com Nicole

      1) thank you!
      2) I’ll try, but this doesn’t sound like a promise I can keep.
      3) Yeah, there’s that.
      4) I may appear as background fodder in someone else’s vlog, if I am too drunk to know better.
      5) FUCK YEAH RISHA AND NICOLE IN PARIS. SO EXCITED.

  • http://saraswearsalot.blogspot.com Sara

    YOU ARE SO CUTE OMG!

    • http://www.sweeneysays.com Nicole

      LIES BUT I LOVE YOU OMG. :P

  • http://roxanneandlorraine.blogspot.com Lorraine

    You are really are so cute and OMG I HAVE TO MEET YOU BEFORE YOU GO TO PARIS. I mean, congrats, sigh. ;)

    Vlog again, trust me. You owe the world your pretty face.

    • http://www.sweeneysays.com Nicole

      YES, I do have to meet you before I go to Paris. And then you should also come visit me in Paris. Just rob your nearest bank and all will be well. Also you can pay my tuition with leftover bank robbery money.

  • http://www.ginntastic.com Ginny

    How big is your suitcase and can I fit in it. I’m important to have around. I can ask for beer, wine and french fries.

    • http://www.sweeneysays.com Nicole

      EXCELLENT. That sounds like all of the things I will ever need to request. I am certain I can make room for you in my suitcase.

  • http://twitter.com/mrscaptkerk Shelly

    Hooray! or as they say in french…Le Hooray!

    • http://www.sweeneysays.com Nicole

      Mental note: this must become my new drunken expression of enthusiasm.

  • Owen

    Nicole. I am in love with you. You’re the only thing that matters to me in all the world. Love, love, love… love, love…love, love, love, with all my love, I love you, love, Owen.

    • http://www.sweeneysays.com Nicole

      I have just learned that I can’t post gifs in my own comment section and I am filled with rage over this discovery.

      That is related to your comment only insofar as only a gif could properly express my response to this comment and now you’ll never know. You’ll never know what I wanted to say.

  • http://woodycakes.livejournal.com/619863.html Patty

    you + vlogs always always always make my day
    congratulations woman

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