I have a post brewing all about snow and what an evil hedonistic bitch she is and how she is out to ruin me by closing my places of employment and killing me on my drive home, all the while being pretty and convincing everyone else that she is lovely and that I am in […]

It has recently come to my attention that I might pick on my mom a little here on this blog. I am of the opinion that I pick on everyone — most of all myself. I am also of the opinion that nobody who reads this blog should be in any doubt of the fact that my […]

I spent my winter break in the constant motion to which I am most accustomed. Perhaps even more familiar though less inherently comfortable, I traveled by planes, trains, and automobiles with my family. Actually, that’s a lie. We didn’t take the train. We’re American. Nobody takes the train here. We did our usual Sweeney tornado […]