Things I Dislike Right Now: Scientology commercials The “Cardio Dance Party” class at my gym Shia LaBeouf The distance between my house and the county fair What I find most bothersome about the Scientology commercials is the fact that when I see them in the haze of my bullshit existence, I start to think, “Wow. […]

Today I was rudely awoken at 10:45 by a phone call from my mother requesting that I go pick up my dog and then go into work for her. My dog is afraid of leaving the house, and his hours at the vet having his nasty dreadlocks shaved off and getting shots did not calm […]

I am not sure if I am all that good at this. There are a lot of things that I could talk about from the last two weeks. Like how we randomly decided to hop in the car and drive to California. Or how after I spent 28 hours on the road back from California, […]